Sunday, June 10, 2007

Unlawful Search and Seizure Man Now Requires Magnums?

The A.P. has reported a mistaken raid on the wrong appartment in Annapolis, Md. has resulted in an innocent resident getting kicked in the groin. The police raided the wrong apartment Wednesday night and used flash grenades before realizing they were in the wrong place. Police spokesman Hal Dalton said "We don't know how the mistake was made," Dalton said. About 15 officers burst through the front door while the resident was cooking dinner about 8:20 p.m. Officers kicked her husband in the groin while she fled into a bedroom. Eventually both her and her husband were taken to the ground and handcuffed. They were supposed to have raided a different apartment. Spa Cove apartment manager Latisha Marshall says the front door is dented and there are two large black stains from the flash-bang grenades. (There goes the couples damage deposit!) When police finally entered the correct apartment, it was empty.
As compensation Legal Pub suggests a 6 week supply of Magnums until the swelling goes down. Ian this is your cue for a story. http://didyoustoptothink.blogspot.com/

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

Now that is a real kick in the head. Literally.
Ross

Ms. Calabaza said...

Not only that, but I hear this happened as they were getting ready to see The Sopranos' finale . . . good luck on your jury trial LP.

Anonymous said...

what a horrible mistake. Did they really need to destroy the man's evening?

Did You Stop to Think? said...

Yes, thankfully the noise enabled me and my comrades to get away, condoms in hand, still. Sounds like a real-life "An Innocent Man."

Did You Stop to Think? said...

PS - I just set the guy up on a date with Aretha. Finally, someone will fit into her condoms!

http://didyoustoptothink.blogspot.com/2007/06/too-small-for-job.html

Anonymous said...

Seems like they owe this man restitution, perhaps therapeutic massage by community service hookers?


Cindy

Anonymous said...

Ouch!


Macho Man

Anonymous said...

Not fun to get that kind of wood

Anonymous said...

Police ought to be more careful before they invade a man's home and his private parts without just cause.

Anonymous said...

This has just been all blown out of proportion. This guy has a swollen head...