Friday, June 8, 2007
Tearful, Traumatize, Hilton Has Only Herself to Blame
Paris Hilton will likely spend the weekend in a medical ward at the jail referred to as the Twin Towers. Plans should firm up within an hour. Hilton will stay there over the weekend. Most likely, on Monday morning, her lawyer will file an appeal, called a writ of habeas corpus. In the mean time, we warned last night that Paris was in a tight spot (not unlike the gentleman who got his head caught in the sewer.) Paris' cesspool resulted from her own life style.