Friday, June 15, 2007

Dateless idiots are not limted to the U.K. or the U.S.

Dateless idiots are not limited to the U.K. and the U.S. Dating disasters are much more univesal. The A.P. has reported that in Peterborough, Ontario a judge has ruled that a 24-year-old Canadian man lacked so much common sense, that the Judge ordered him not to have a girlfriend for the next three years. For those who have not read Ian Coburn's book, "God is a Woman..." going without a girl friend for three years might not be a problem. But this sentence of Steven Cranley came as a result of several charges involving an assault on a former girlfriend. Cranley, allegedly has a dependent personality disorder. He attacked his girlfriend after an argument. He cut the phone cord and physically assaulted her in an attempt to prevent her from phoning the police. Ultimately, Cranley stabbed himself with a butcher knife as police arrived, puncturing his aorta. (Maybe he read the story about the California hospital and thought it best to do his own surgery instead of waiting around for the ER doctors?) Cranley apparently has difficulty coping with rejection. Justice Rhys Morgan said Cranley "cannot form a romantic relationship of an intimate nature with a female person. That is the only way I can see the protection of the public is in place until you get the counseling you need." Cranley served 146 days in pre-trial custody Cranley's attorney thinks the no girlfriend order is the first of its kind.

For Cranley, read this

and when you are ready to date again, maybe you won't repeat the same mistakes.


Anonymous said...

Men who abuse women need serious help.


Anonymous said...

Blond Bombshell said...

Now seems appropriate for my comment that most men are pigs.


Anonymous said...

Not all men are abusers. There are a few good ones.


Viper said...

In Indian, a 73-year-old Indian bachelor has found another way to strike out with women. He has vowed not to marry before passing his high school exams. He recently failed his tests for the 38th time.

Shiv Charan Yadav has been unsuccessfully taking exams every year since 1969 without success.

This year, he failed everything except Sanskrit.

"Once I pass I want to get married to a girl who's under 30," Yadav, according to Reuters.

Did You Stop to Think? said...

Just last night I was at a media networking event and I got the same question I get all the time all night long... "Why did you write the book?" I think this story answers that question nicely, as well as the addition from Viper. It's what women have been saying for years for lots of these guys, "Men are clueless." You can't aruge with that when hear these kinds of amazing true-stories. Thanks for keeping us posted, as always, Legal Pub.

Anonymous said...

Yup, more of these men need to read your book and get a clue!


Ms. Calabaza said...

Hey Viper,

I've posted that full story on my blog today - take a look -

Anonymous said...

This loser needs help.


Anonymous said...

Cranley needs personal instruction, Ian.


Anonymous said...

Did Cranley ever contact you Ian? If not he should at least read your book God is a Woman. If he does, it may help him interact with chicks in the future. Your book shows someone that it is ok not to be perfect. I'm Ok. You are ok.