Lt. Gen. Ray Odierno, the top day-to-day U.S. commander in Iraq, blames Iran for the improvement in the resistance in Iraz. There was a slight decline in the number of American troops killed this month. (60+ U.S. troops have died so far in July.)
Odierno apparently thinks fresh U.S. troops will reduce the casualties. I want to improve and refine his suggestion as follows:
Bring home all of our fine men and women and replace them with a crack unit made up of all U.S. murderers and rapists under the command of Harrel Franklin Braddy. His first assistant officers should be Steven Hayes and Joshua Komiserjevky (in charge of door to door home invasions in search of terrorists) Zhenli Ye Gon (in charger of international transport logistics- smuggling) James Madison (Mad Hatter in charge of finance and currency. Also packing of supplies, since he has a fondness of suit cases) and Mark Goudeau the Baseline killer in charge of base security.
Everyone wins. Our great military comes back home to their families and loved ones. The U.S. rids itself of the burden to house, feed, educate and reform these "animals." The convicts escape the death penalty and will get a new perspective on freedom. The terrorists will examine criminals who share their "love of violence" and will be forced to become preoccupied with confronting these individuals on their own soil. Few people will grieve when 100 such murders or rapists lose their lives over in the middle east.
I bet some would even be willing to send Lindsay Lohan over with their to provide the entertainment.
It is a win, win situation for all involved. Please write your congressman.