Thursday, July 16, 2009

Will Kyle Shaw Join A Private Fight Club In Jail If He Is Convicted?


One of the best factors in the war against crime is the stupidity of most thugs. Take the suspect of the alleged bombing of a Starbucks in New York. Kyle Shaw, 17, is either a liar or a criminal. He was arrested for allegedly setting off a small bomb on Memorial Day at a Starbucks coffee shop after he bragged about his exploit to friends. What's more stupid: committing the crime or bragging about doing something so stupid?

The 17 year-old Shaw allegedly told his friends prior to the explosion that "Project Mayhem" was about to begin. Shaw was allegedly obsessed with the movie "Fight Club. " He even allegedly imitated Brad Pitt's character from the movie. (Note: he apparently did not pay attention to the movie too well because "the first rule of Fight Club is, you do not talk about Fight Club.") The 1999 movie includes a scene in which a Starbucks is destroyed.


Shaw is not a suspect in the other recent small explosions in the city ( bombings at the Times Square Army recruiting center and the Mexican consulate.) For the Starbucks explosion, Shaw allegedly made the small explosive out of a plastic bottle, firework powder, a metal cap and electrical tape. The Memorial Day blast damaged a nearby bench and shattered the store's windows. No one was injured; but the explosion was bad enough that someone could have been killed. Shaw has been charged with arson, criminal possession of a weapon and criminal mischief.


If Shaw truly wanted to be part of a fight club, he could have lawfully joined the WEC or the UFC mixed martial arts fighting contests. Now, if convicted, he will be doing his fighting without pay behind bars.


Shaw is to be considered innocent unless otherwise proven in a court of law.


15 comments:

Anonymous said...

Enjoyed your coverage of a stupid, senseless lad.

Anonymous said...

This story points out how foolish teenagers like shaw can be

Anonymous said...

He could get paid for getting his face smashed in and instead he will become bubba's blow up doll.

Anonymous said...

Bubba.... oh boy.

Anonymous said...

THis is just nuts.

Anonymous said...

Kids today think life is a video game...

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Anonymous said...

I dislike spammers...

Ms Calabaza said...

I'm with anonymous 7:20 ... I dislike spammers and would like to blow them up ...

Ms Calabaza said...

This kid belongs in jail a very, very long time...You do not mess around with my Starbucks!

Anonymous said...

Lets blow up the spammers!

Anonymous said...

Lets put Shaw in with some spammers and let them duke it out.

Stacie Varoz said...

Lets put Shaw in with some spammers and let them duke it out.

Anonymous said...

Yup

Anonymous said...

You don't mess around with Starbucks in this country!