Stupid criminals who attempt stupid crimes are a world wide phenomena. In the U.S., we have had two recent incidents with Machete attacks: the Dr. Faugley murder LINK and the Tommy Flores murder of his grandma LINK . But in Australia, this machete attack is beyond stupidity. Two masked, machete-wielding men attempted to rob a club in Sydney, Australia. Unfortunately for them, it was during a monthly meeting of bikers. About 50 bikers more than adequately defended themselves with tables and chairs. The end result? One would-be robber was tied up and the other sent to the hospital. Both were arrested by police.
Jerry Vancornewal, leader of the bikers, told CNN, "these guys were absolutely dumb as bricks. I can't believe they saw all the bikes parked up front and they were so stupid that they walked past in."