Saturday, February 2, 2008

Lisa Miceli Teaches Michael Jordan The Price For Being A Ladies Man? ~by Legal Pub


Michael Jordan loves the ladies. Ladies love M.J. So what is the problem? Selection criteria. Obviously M.J. needs to screen his acquisitions a little better before the conquest. M.J. rcently file a lawsuit to stop a woman from harassing him over a claim that he fathered her now three-year-old son. The child has been proved to not be his son. (He does not stick out his tongue when he jumps and he does not have the same DNA according to two separate paternity tests.) Nevertheless, Lisa A. Miceli refuses to believe that Jordan is not the biological father as she allegedly has sent Jordan almost 400 emails and allegedly made hundreds of phone calls since 2005. The messages have allegedly been "increasingly violent and threatening," so Jordan filed the suit to make Lisa stop. Here's a sample of what's in the suit.

Jordan's suit alleges that the notes and phone messages demonstrate Lisa is a seriously disturbed individual. One message suggests that Lisa hopes that he will be murdered and "wiped of" the planet. Some "players" claim that "crazy chicks" are the best lovers. But it is pretty common knowledge that you get what you pay for. Lisa Miceli may be a prime example of Jordan's inferior selection process. Now, if you want to take Ms. Miceli's side on this story, check out her blog: http://mjordanmistress.blogspot.com/

If you still support Lisa on this one after reading her blog, I may have a great real estate investment idea for you in the Congo.

24 comments:

blond bombshell said...

She may be nuts but I still think any one who plays needs to pay.The price for being a player is to get stalked when you dump them.

Shell

Harry P. said...

After reading her blog, all I can say is that if crazy women are great lovers, she was probably the best lover a guy could ever have!


Harry P.

Anonymous said...

M.J. how could you?

Ms Calabaza said...

She has a way with words. I'll have to add her to my blogroll. . . MJ forgot what Confucious said, "u mess awound with crazychick, u wegret it" . . .

Anonymous said...

Lisa, can you hear M.J. now?

He want you to leave him alone!

Anonymous said...

What do you expect, the man runs around in boxers

colleency said...

Maybe MJ needa a Russian bodyguard.

Anonymous said...

what a wimp... needs a law suit to avoid a womans calls...

Anonymous said...

What's done in the dark will always come to light!!!1

He should have made the "B" sign a life-time confidential agreement before he thought with his third leg.

These guys will never understand that wrong is wrong but gold diggers will always rub their heads while emptying their pockets. :)

Legal Pub said...

Anonymous above,astute observation with regard to gold diggers!

Secrets said...

LEGAL PUB, I THINK YOU MEANT TO SAY "wiped OFF"
It says "wiped of"

I feel sorry for Lisa. She’s clearly obsessed and a little delusional.
I place the blame squarely on MJ. He needs to be careful where he dips his wick.

www.COMEDYSECRETS.BLOGSPOT.COM

Anonymous said...

The price of fame!

Penny

Anonymous said...

Be like Mike. NOT!

Anonymous said...

Why a third DNA test? Not even M.J. could change his DNA, could he?

Anonymous said...

So you are all assuming that this child is his???? Well for your information even Lisa's family knows the child is not MJ's. They know that the child is fathered by a local cop who has retired. Dont be pointing the fingers unless you have the facts to back it up....I got it straight from her father.
It is also kind of hard to have a child with a man you havent seen since 2000, huh? She started this lie and now in her mind she has to continue with it even if it makes her look bad. Some people should do more research on the crazy womans activities before they believe her....

Legal Pub said...

Wow... Hold on a second.

Unless I am missing something, I did not see any posts that said the child was Jordans! The other comments have more to do with Mr. Jordan's apparent life style. In other words, monogomy is apparently prefered by many posters. The message is if you are going to play, select your playmate more carefully.

If you have the fathers name and he does not object, please feel free to share it with the readers.

Anonymous said...

Yup, the price of being a player may be dealing with the wrath of the rejected...

Anonymous said...

Ever get an answer as to the name of the real father?

Anonymous said...

I can't figure out who is nuttier?

Anonymous said...

MY CAREER AND DEGREE ARE IN PSYCHOLOGY UNDER THE TULETAGE OF MD's and PhD's in Chaple Hill, NC... so please.

MJ's sons could not even get into any NC schools....

And lastly, my dance teacher was from the RUSSIAN BALLET..

So, you twist, do you not.

EVER HEAR OF EXTORTION AND FRAUD.

Get a life people, Mj's days are over and he is a sore loser.

I moved on and I am very very happy with my new future HUSBAND.

Anonymous said...

Good for everyone that Lisa and Michael have both moved on with their lives.

Rommie said...

Yup, Lisa, we done moved on. U should too. M.J. rocks. He just don't rock your boat no more.


Rommie

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