Saturday, February 2, 2008
Lisa Miceli Teaches Michael Jordan The Price For Being A Ladies Man? ~by Legal Pub
Michael Jordan loves the ladies. Ladies love M.J. So what is the problem? Selection criteria. Obviously M.J. needs to screen his acquisitions a little better before the conquest. M.J. rcently file a lawsuit to stop a woman from harassing him over a claim that he fathered her now three-year-old son. The child has been proved to not be his son. (He does not stick out his tongue when he jumps and he does not have the same DNA according to two separate paternity tests.) Nevertheless, Lisa A. Miceli refuses to believe that Jordan is not the biological father as she allegedly has sent Jordan almost 400 emails and allegedly made hundreds of phone calls since 2005. The messages have allegedly been "increasingly violent and threatening," so Jordan filed the suit to make Lisa stop. Here's a sample of what's in the suit.
Jordan's suit alleges that the notes and phone messages demonstrate Lisa is a seriously disturbed individual. One message suggests that Lisa hopes that he will be murdered and "wiped of" the planet. Some "players" claim that "crazy chicks" are the best lovers. But it is pretty common knowledge that you get what you pay for. Lisa Miceli may be a prime example of Jordan's inferior selection process. Now, if you want to take Ms. Miceli's side on this story, check out her blog: http://mjordanmistress.blogspot.com/ If you still support Lisa on this one after reading her blog, I may have a great real estate investment idea for you in the Congo.