Monday, October 6, 2008

Michelle Allen Arrested For Clowning Around As A Cow?


Michelle Allen apparently made a mistake. Besides having horrible taste in attire, Allen is accused of public intoxication while chasing children and urinating on a neighbors garden. She was arrested in Ohio on September 27, 2008. The above photo is her mug shot. While milk may be good food, it apparently does not mix with alcohol. No one was injured in the incident and of course Allen is presumed to be innocent of all charges.

21 comments:

Anonymous said...

This was too much for a Monday!

Anonymous said...

Wonder if they will make this into a movie and she will get a lot of MOO-la!

Anonymous said...

Just another example of some big cow demanding attention.

Ms Calabaza said...

Bwahahahahahahahaha!

Poor thing, she was just havin' some fun ... I say give her a break. This cracked me up and made my morning. Thanks!

Anonymous said...

She was MOOving too slow to catch the kids.

Anonymous said...

Shucks, just Halloween a little early...

U.S. said...

Mess with the bull and you get the horns.

Mess with the cow and you get cow pies!

Anonymous said...

Just auditioning for the Dean's gig.

Anonymous said...

Leave her alone! She was just funnin!

Anonymous said...

looks more like a Dalmatian.

Secrets said...

SHE LOOKS MOO-DY

Anonymous said...

Why buy the cow if you can get the milk for free? For that matter, what's the difference between a prostitute and a wife/gf ?

They both give their bodies for money. But girlfriends and wives are just more expensive. prostitutes.

This lady committed no crime. She just ran around dressed like a cow. So what if she had a little to drink? Real crimes ought to be prosecuted not this lady!

Anonymous said...

Sounds like a personal problem. Men and women usually cheat because their emotional needs aren’t being met. 92% cheat for this reason. Prostitutes may fulfil a biological need but not the emotional need. That is the difference.

Not sure why this is in the cow thread. This lady was just a regular gal apparently having some fun!
ike a personal problem.

Anonymous said...

It's the getting the milk for free comment that got it all started...

larry said...

Speaking of big milk jugs. I have a question too. During a conversation with my wife last night, I innocently mentioned that she could occasionally wear a wonder bra (padded bra) when we go out to a party. I was surprised taht she was hurt. Now she's self concious about her bust and won't let me touch her.

How can I get her to get over this so I can get some, short of divorce?

Larry

Anonymous said...

Larry, you are a jerk. But here is a clue. Tantra Sex.

I'm recommending meditating and massaging and concentrating on breathing and building a better connection between you and your woman. Focus on the energy that the two of you create. Both of you will experience more prolonged pleasure.

Secrets said...

Larry you must be new to the game.

You never tell your woman to wear a wonder bra.

Imagine how you would feel if she told you to stuff your underwear before the two of you went out.

Can you say EMASCULATING?

Enjoy what you have or kick her flat chest to the curb.

Larry's Girl said...

Ya, Larry... start wearing a sock like the rest of the guys I date. It beats the heck out of a smelly sausage like you usually wear!

Larry's Girl

Anonymous said...

Wow, out of control!

4th floor girls said...

From cowbells we go to ding a lings
without much of a leap.



4th floor girls

Anonymous said...

Perhaps Elsie is just auditioning for a new gig.