Monday, October 13, 2008

Clara Meadmore Correlates Virginity With Longevity! Does Obama Fail To Qualify As A Natural Born Citizen?

For the last few years, a major trend is to justify lifestyle decisions with health reasons. So, it should not be surprising that Clara Meadmore has correlated her longevity with her virginity. The British woman is 105 years young. She claims that remaining a virgin all these years has kept her young.
Legal Pub sincerely doubts that celibacy will make you live forever, but it is our speculation that going without sex may make each day seem like forever! Clara's photo is courtesy of Splash News.
While we ponder the possibilities of immaculate conception, a Pennsylvania lawsuit against Presidential candidate Barack Obama questions whether he is a natural born citizen. Is Obama's birth certificate being hid from the public?
Worth watching:

Update 4-27-11: President Obama publishes his Hawaii birth certificate.


iron mike said...

Maybe that is why Shell looks so young!

Iron Mike

blond bombshell said...

No, Mike. Just avoiding neanderthal men like you keeps me out of stressful enocounters. Afterall, explaining to thugs why it is best not to eat steak with their fingers can be very taxing. Removing stress is a well known antiaging secret of Hollywood! That is what keeps the L.A. divorce lawyers so busy.


Anonymous said...

Maybe she just looks at statistics.
If u are in a relationship with a white guy or girl (a non asian) then u got a great chance of getting divorced. Ur folks may even say well don't date em or don't date em seriously b/c white ppl tend to divorce. Maybe this lady just wanted to avoid the inevitable by not getting started. Stats with white ppl reveal too many single moms and divorcees.

How rare is it to see a chinese couple divroce? Compare it to white folks who divorce 50% or more. White ppl just statistically are not worth the risk. I am just explaining the reason why a white woman may choose not to marry a another white person. So if they is prejudice against asian or african american, they just stay single.

Thats my view and will consider yours.


Anonymous said...

You bump your head or something, Demetrius?

Ms Calabaza said...

Me, I'd rather die young.

Anonymous said...

Why doesn't Obama produce the birth certificate?

Anonymous said...

Seems like Barack should just produce the birth certificate and be done with this unfound rumor!

Secrets said...

So are all of Clara's promiscuous friends dead?

So in my guestimation, there's a correlation between "no bone" and "alone"

Secrets said...

Demetrius, thats some imaginative reasoning.

kelly said...

No bone? End up alive but alone.

Secret, maybe you can become the new attorney general and use this slogan instead of just say no!


ralph said...

Kelly you crack me up.


katfish said...

Soooo...that's what an 105 year old virgin looks like....OMG, she's like a real ancient artifact! Though with that shit eating grin, is it possible she forgot about meeting Johnny out under the apple tree 90 years ago?

holly said...

Nope, Katfish. She is legit! She obviously has never had sex on the beach like Michelle Palmer in the more recent story on Legal Pub.


Anonymous said...

No virginity with this lady:

Doctor To End Sex Drive Problems said...

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Though studies and trials are underway but strong reasons exist that support Viagra to come up as equally helpful for raising women's libido as for men. How come? Here is the ground for this idea. As Viagra helps men by amplifying blood flow to the penis engorging with blood leading to erection, then why can't it work for women by making the vaginal blood vessels engorged with blood? Blood flow must be good into the vaginal area, especially around clitoris, for a woman to respond well sexually.

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katfish said...

I'd say it's a little late for Clara to start taking viagra, wouldn't you?

Anonymous said...

Never too late for a little nooky.

Anonymous said...

I agree with Katfish. It would take more than viagra to do this lady at this point in time!

Anonymous said...

Viagra is not the issue. Celebacy is the issue.

Anonymous said...

A crusty old Army Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event hosted
by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely
young idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the Sergeant
Major for conversation.

"Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very serious man. Is
something bothering you?"

"Negative, ma'am. Just serious by nature."

The young lady looked at his awards and decorations and said, "It looks like
you have seen a lot of action."

"Yes, ma'am, a lot of action."

The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation, said, "You
know, you should lighten up a little. Relax and enjoy yourself."

The Sergeant Major just stared at her in his serious manner. Finally the
young lady said, "You know, I hope you don't take this the wrong way, but when is the last time you had sex?"
"1955, ma'am."

"Well, there you are. No wonder you're so serious. You really need to chill out! I mean, no sex since 1955! She took his hand and led him to a private room where she proceeded to "relax" him several times.

Afterwards, panting for breath, she leaned against his bare chest and said,
"Wow, you sure didn't forget much since 1955."

The Sergeant Major said in his serious voice,
after glancing at his watch, "I hope not; it's only 2130 now."

(Gotta love military time)

Anonymous said...

Married men have been getting some on the side dating back as far as as 2,000 years. The saying is: Prostitution is the oldest profession.There's a reason behind that.........(ie marriage)


Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

Spammers go away or get sued!

Anonymous said...

While the life-expectancy gap between men and women has decreased, it's no secret that men still need to pay more attention to their bodies. Several things work against men. They tend to smoke and drink more than women. They don't seek medical help as often as women. Some men define themselves by their work, which can add to stress.
There are also health conditions that only affect men, such as prostate cancer and low testosterone. Many of the major health risks that men face – like colon cancer or heart disease - can be prevented and treated with early diagnosis. Screening tests can find diseases early, when they are easier to treat. It's important to have regular checkups and screenings.

Anonymous said...

And how does that correlate with this woman's virginity?

Anonymous said...

Canada Russia hockey game was considered as a do or die game but came out to be an easy win for Canadians. Russian athletes are loosing at large in Vancouver winter Olympics. North Americans are ruling the winter games. The Canadians who are born with a love for ice hockey were desperate after the United States team got a victory against them. The victory against Germany helped in confidence building the team made a come back and the first goal was scored by Ryan Getzlaf in first two and half minutes.
Canada had scored 4 goals in the first period of Canada Russia hockey game. The remaining three were scored in the 2nd period. Roberto Luongo the Canadian goaltender did a splendid job and contained Russia to 3 goals.

Anonymous said...

Does Clara like Olympic hockey?

Anonymous said...

Very Interesting!
Thank You!

Legal Pub said...

Update 4-27-11: President Obama publishes his Hawaii birth certificate.

Scottfsgq said...

Nope, Katfish. She is legit! She obviously has never had sex on the beach like Michelle Palmer in the more recent story on Legal Pub. Holly