Monday, June 28, 2010

Armondo Cano Creates Chaos On I-80 While Brendan Cross Enters The Political Arena Just As He Came Into This World?




People are crazy! ( Listen: People Are Crazy by Billy Currington). Armondo Cano of Moroni, Utah appears to be such a person. Armondo caused chaos on Interstate 80 in Wyoming after he struck several cars and fired a handgun. Three people were slightly injured. The Denver Post. Apparently, a white car driven by Armondo was swerving across eastbound lanes of I-80. The car stopped and Armondo was allegedly running around on the highway with no clothes on.

Armondo had a scuffle with another man. Then Armondo allegedly got back into his car and drove off. Approximately 17 miles later, Armondo allegedly rammed another eastbound vehicle. Casper Star Tribune. Armondo then allegedly tried to get in the other vehicle. Another woman stopped her car and Armondo apparently jumped into the passenger seat of her car. The woman fled and Armondo apparently picked up a 9 mm semi-automatic handgun that was in the car. Armondo allegedly fired the gun several times, got back into his own car and pursued the couple he had hit. Armondo apparently caught up with the coupe again and hit their car a second time. At some point, Armondo stopped his car, got out and laid down in the middle of the highway. This caused vehicles to have to swerve to miss the naked Armondo. At some point, Armondo allegedly tried to break the window of a truck. When police arrived, they wrestled Armondo to the ground with the help of some bystanders.
Cano sustained minor injuries. (Road rash from being wrestled to the ground?) A truck driver had a cut. The female owner of the handgun was taken to a hospital for shortness of breath. Fortunately, no one was hurt too bad. Armondo's motive for the alleged madness is currently unknown. Nevertheless, one thing is clear. On this particular day, Armondo Cano seemed to lack the ability to chose proper apparel. Armondo may not be alone in his desire to rebel against the temptation to comply with the latest fashion trend. A recent streaker, Brendan W. Cross, comes to mind. (Cross apparently has a history of exhibitionism.) Cross recently ran naked down the streets of Regina and then streaked into city hall just as he came into this world, naked. Cross, 34, went to the mayor's office where he was subdued by two bylaw officers and a commissionaire. http://www.vancouversun.com/news/.
Cross apparently shares Armondo's sense of fashion, as Cross was allegedly only wearing a pair of glasses and a huge smile.


The 26 year-old Armondo Cano is to be presumed innocent of all charges and allegations until otherwise proven in a court of law.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

I thought streaking went out in the 70's!

Anonymous said...

It did, but being nuts is still in fashion.

Anonymous said...

It was complete chaos!

Anonymous said...

Cano = insano?

Anonymous said...

Sure looks that way.