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18 comments:
This is a novell idea. Since America is full of overweight people, we ought to import these type of terrorists. Think about it. Someone breaks into your home and forces you to exercise 3 days a week. Just like a personal trainer.
No, wait,I already have one of these personal terrorists, my wife
Iron Mike
Does anyone know how I can contact this gang? It may be the only way I can get my ol' man to use the $2,000 exercise machine he ordered from watching an infomercial at 3 AM one night. . .
I am with you Ms. Calabaza, my lazy hubby has not touched his treadmill or bowflex since a couple weeks after it arrived!
Brenda
Hey, if the bandits are scantily clad females, I think we are on to a great marketing idea.
George
Sounds like a great marketing idea? Yea right. That job is about as good as a Beer taster. The A.P. has reported that an alcoholic beer taster has won a law suit against his brewer/employer.
SAO PAULO, Brazil (May 7) - A Brazilian court has ordered local brewer Ambev to pay $49,400 to an alcoholic beer taster who drank more than 3.2 pints of beer each day.
The employee alleged that the company did not provide the health measures needed to keep him from developing alcoholism. For more than a decade, he drank between 16 and 25 small glasses of beer during his eight-hour shifts at the company.
The company alleged the employee was already an alcoholic before becoming a beer taster. However,
Judge Jose Felipe Ledur said the company was still negligent because an alcoholic should never have been made a beer taster.
That is another job I am qualified for, beer taster...
Iron Mike
This stuff is great. Keep it coming. Look forward to hearing your thoughts on the book. Hope to get back here soon.
My favorite all-time crook story is the one where the robber throws a man-hole cover through a window of a jewelry store. He walks in, grabs a bunch of stuff and leaves... falling down the man-hole from which he removed the cover. Freaking hilarious.
Serves the bloke right! If you are going to pilfer a jewelry store, at least have the wits to plan your escape route first.
Ole
Legalpubmeister sir, have you posted the story video on David Hasselhof yet? Seems like something you would cover in this space.........also fits with the Viper story. Maybe you could include some of his friends on the beach.
BTW, was that crook story a real story? Those are good reading, that's for sure. Could do a whole segment on them.
Crook story was 100% accurate! David H., I thought about a story but knew that Iron Mike would only want photos of the female life guards.
California Surfer Dude said:
I got an even better weight loss plan. A Norwegian was overweight, so his Doctor put him on a diet.
"I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you should have lost at Least 5 pounds."
When the Norwegian returned, he shocked the Doctor by losing 25 POUNDS!
The Doctor said, "You followed my
instructions"?
The Norwegian nodded and said "I'll tell you though, by I thought I was gonna drop dead dat
3rd day."
"From hunger, you mean?"
"No, yust from all dat skippin'!"
Surfer Dude
Just don't stuff your face full of junk food. That will help any one lose weight. Now, to all the heifers out their, get a clue. Stop eating so much.
Will from Cleveland
We need more crime like this in junk food city!
Peter
Maybe I can market this as a service to all the fat slobs who just can't find the time to exercise.
Kevin
America needs a crime waive of forced exercise induction!
This crime waive post is still the best one on Legal Pub. Just the thought of us needing more crooks like this to force our overweight population to work off its excess weight brings a smile to my face.
ouch
I wonder if this was more than just a random hijacking. The victim concerned has been known to take money from unsuspecting clients and then hoofing it. I know this, because I am one of those clients. He stole thousands of Rands (ZAR) from us this year. I understand that we are not the only ones...
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