Monday, February 26, 2007

Setting Shifts to Bahamas

The wind is warm and fresh. The water is true blue. You can actually clearly see the sand squish between your toes as you wade out into the water.

For those of us in the Pub the setting is still here in the midwest. But the Anna Nicole Smith Paternity matter has shifted to the Bahamas.

Howard Stern likely wins the sweepstakes. Here's why:

1. Howard's name is on the birth certificate as the father.

2. As I understand it, under Bahama law, the father on the birth certificate is presumed to be the father.

3. It is unlikely that the Bahama court will require a blood test.

4. No blood test means Birkhead will not be able to prove he is the paternal father of the baby.

What all do you think?


Anonymous said...

Billy Bob:

"Anna Nicole's Death Boosts TourismCNN's Rusty Dornin reports on a boost in tourism in the Bahamas thanks to Anna Nicole Smith. (Feb. 26)"

How much of the boost is because of Legal Pubs hosting this party?

Billy Bob

Legal Pub said...

"Birkhead" is now challenging the birth certificate on the basis of fraud. Some pretty strong accusations leveled against Howard Stern.

Pay attention Billy Bob. This may generate some attention back in the Hills.

Legal Pub said...

Judge Larry Seidlin emotional rulings have landed him an offer by CBS Morning. According to the A.P.
Judge Larry Seidlin's segment on the 'Saturday Early Show' would be called 'Morning Justice.'


Anonymous said...

Billy Bob:

Heck, bar keep. Your place is not only producing a boom to tourism in the Bahamas, you are also created t.v. stars.

Sign me up. How can I get a spin off reality t.v. show?

Billy Bob

Anonymous said...

Blonde Bombshell:

Give it up Billy Bob. You are just plain too ugly to ever be on t.v.