Husband: It won't take long.
Wife: I won't be able to sleep afterwards.
Husband: I can't sleep without it.
Wife: Why do you insist on such things?
Husband: Because I'm Hot.
Wife: You get hot at the darnedest times.
Husband: If you love me I wouldn't have to beg you.
Wife: If you love me you'd be more considerate.
Husband: You don't love me anymore.
Wife: Yes I do, but now is not the right time.
Husband: Please...come on
Wife: Alright, I'll do it.
Husband: What's the matter?
Wife: I can't find it.
Husband: Oh, for heaven's sake, feel for it!
Wife: There! Are you satisfied?
Husband: Oh, yes.
Wife: Is it up far enough?
Husband: Yes, that's good.
Need more proof? In Moscow, a woman set fire to her ex husbands penis as he sat naked watching T.V. The couple had been divorced for 3 years but continued to live in the same residence. From his hospital bed, the man described his pain and described his burning member as looking like a torch. Ah yes, back in the U.S.S.R. boys, you do not know how lucky y0u are boys. Back. Back. Back in the U.S.S. R.