Todd Jensen has written an article about ten criminals who can't be all that bright. It is a good read at: http://www.forensiccolleges.net/blog/2010/10-criminals-dumber-than-the-crime/
A favorite story involves Jeff Rarey. For those of you with Alzheimer's disease or simply experiencing a senior moment, Rarey is the 54 year old genius who told security at Indianapolis Airport that he had “a big bomb in his belly.” Rarey was not referring to a real bomb. He was joking about a Cinnabon and pizza he had eaten. But unlike the staff of Legal Pub, Indianapolis security didn’t think it was too funny. Jeff Rarey was arrested on a charge of false reporting. We all hope you enjoy the link.
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Jeff R. was just trying to be funny. Not too bright, but his joke was kind of cute.
Todd has an interesting site.
I wonder if Rarey rarely uses his brain at airports?
You should never say anything to an authority figure. Trust me, I know. Whenever, I open my mouth I get arrested. It reminds me of a friend of mine who got busted in L.A.
A police officer in a small town stopped a him for speeding. My friend said, "But officer, I can explain."
The cop told him to shut up and told him he was going to spend the night in jail until the chief gets back.
He shut up and went to jail. A few hours later at the jail the cop said, "Lucky for you, the chief's at his daughter's wedding. He'll be in a good mood when he gets back."
My friend snapped back, "Don't count on it, I'm the groom."
He still spent the night in jail, but the Chief did have a few words for both of them on Monday morning...
Sorry for Mr. Rarey but that was not very bright. Never, ever joke with TSA.
JOking with security is like playing Russian Roulette with 5 bullets in the chambers.
Never pays, especially for idiots!
Idiots come in all sizes and ages!
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