Wednesday, December 23, 2009

Young Boy Struggles In His First Encounter With Beaver ~by Jester


Back in my day, young boys dreamed about their first encounter with beaver. Dads had talks with their son about it. (Something about the threshold of becoming a man.) Mothers warned their sons to be careful around beaver. Movies with Sharon Stone teased males with it. But actual encounters were hard to come by. Boy, have times changed. A recent headline revealed that a beaver had attacked a young child.
The Oklahoma State Health Department is is now testing a 60 lb beaver for rabies after an animal bit a young lad in Durant. The boy's leg was apparently gnawed on pretty bad. (A potential role reversal from what I originally thought from the headline.) This actual animal attack was no laughing matter. Fortunately, the boy was treated and released from a local hospital.


Now, even in my day, some boys liked the hunt. But the 60-pound beaver was too big for this 42-pound lad. And real life animal attacks are serious business. The good news is that rabies in beavers is rare. Now, in my day you could catch a lot of other things, but generally we had so little actual encounters, who would have possibly known for sure...

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

Kind of racy don't you think?

Rommie said...

Well, I enjoyed it instead of the usual legal mumbo jumbo.

Rommie

Anonymous said...

Leave it to Beaver was a great show.

Anonymous said...

This is just purile and stupid.

Anonymous said...

By "beaver" do you mean a woman's vagina? Maybe I just don't get what this has to do with anything.

Female Animal Lover said...

Could be jester was refering to the manly art of hunting.

or he may have tried to be punny using the slang. In either event, he failed to make me laugh.

Anonymous said...

Hope he makes a coon cap like Daniel Boon.

~Jay said...

At your young age, Jester, could we have described you as an "eager beaver?"

~Jay