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Monday, November 5, 2012
Strange But Surprising True!
-40 percent of McDonald's profits come from the sales of Happy Meals.
-Over 300 entries in Webster's 1996 Dictionary were misspelled.
-Over 10 newborns per day were given to the wrong parents prior to "the bracelet system."
-Chocolate is harmful to a dog's cardiovascular system and can be fatal!
-Bruce Lee was so fast that they had to slow a film down so you could see his moves.
-Raising your legs slowly and lying on your back, may keep you afloat in quicksand.
-A toothbrush within six feet of a toilet may be susceptible to airborne particles resulting from the flush.
-Michael Jordan makes more money than the entire Nike factory workers in Malaysia combined.
-Marilyn Monroe had six toes on one foot.
-Cockroach can live for 10 days without a head.
*AND TOMORROW PRESIDENT OBAMA GET REELECTED!
-40 percent of McDonald's profits come from the sales of Happy Meals…(must be the toys and not the quality of the food)
ReplyDelete-Over 300 entries in Webster's 1996 Dictionary were misspelled…(Stop outsourcing to China)
-Over 10 newborns per day were given to the wrong parents prior to "the bracelet system."…(I think I’m one of them)
-Chocolate is harmful to a dog's cardiovascular system and can be fatal!…(I knew that)
-Bruce Lee was so fast that they had to slow a film down so you could see his moves…(I didn’t know that)
-Raising your legs slowly and lying on your back, may keep you afloat in quicksand…(I’ll keep that in mind)
-A toothbrush within six feet of a toilet may be susceptible to airborne particles resulting from the flush…(I knew that)
-Michael Jordan makes more money than the entire Nike factory workers in Malaysia combined…(And the Walmart siblings have more wealth than 40% of working Americans and still lobby to keep the minimum wage low)
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Marilyn Monroe had six toes on one foot…(I read two book about her and this was never mentioned…U sure about this one?)
-Cockroach can live for 10 days without a head…(And don’t just flush them down a toilet as they can swim well too)
Wish you had been wrong about reelection
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